Darrel Kent of Wichita, Kansas is going to auction off his authentic Elvis turd.

Elvis’ Last Turd Goes On the Auction Block

Darrel Kent of Wichita, Kansas is going to auction off his authentic Elvis turd.
A group of elderly gamblers had a little more excitement than they bargained for.

Lake Berryessa Glory Hole Swallows Elderly Gambling Bus

A group of elderly gamblers had a little more excitement than they bargained for.
The Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia have linked excessive masturbation to blindness.

CDC Links Blurred Vision and Blindness to Excessive Masturbation

The Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia have linked excessive masturbation to blindness.

The Epoch Times Buys The Babylon Bee in a Satire-free Transaction

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Immigration officials are at a loss to stop this new wave of illegal immigration.

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