Stoners “Munchery” To Open in Grass Valley

The nation's first restaurant dedicated to the burgeoning "impulse munchie" market is opening in the Sierra Nevada Foothills town of Grass Valley, CA. The new chain called Stoners which is new subsidiary of Chipotle Mexican Grill, Inc., is  and hopes to serve what the company believes is a radically under-served and growing market currently dominated by the fast food chain Taco Bell.
Nevada City to host the 2017 Clay Cup Games

Nevada City to Host 2017 World Clay Cups Games Alternative to World Cup

The "World Clay Cups" games will draw massive crowds to Pioneer Park, and kiln rivalries will heat up with surprisingly intense emotions this week.
The creators of South Park are promising a musical version of the 2015 military exercises called Jade Helm.

South Park Creators to Produce Jade Helm 2020: The Musical

The creators of South Park are promising a musical version of the 2015 military exercises called Jade Helm.

In Passing: Gish Gallop Correspondent Parker Sloanberg Found Dead in Iraq

Penn Valley, CA -- It is with great sadness that Gish Gallop announces the passing of esteemed  correspondent Parker Sloanberg. According to sources within the Iraqi Military, his body,...

Area “Sheepbull” Sadly Put Down

After making a go of it in the real world, the world's only "Sheep-bull" was sadly put down after aggressively attacking a local gardener's tomato plants. This is the third such incident in the past three months that involved the hybrid animal affectionately called "Tegan" by it's owners.

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