Alice Cooper Rejoins Mormon Church

Alice Cooper, after decades of hard rocking, drinking, drugging and hard living, made a startling announcement today as he left a local Mormon church after the service concluded.
Legendary guitar player and King Crimson founder Robert Fripp is retiring to teach guitar at a Derry, New Hampshire music store.

Robert Fripp Retires to Teach Guitar in Derry, New Hampshire

Esteemed progressive guitar player Robert Fripp announced that he is retiring from his leadership position in King Crimson, and plans on spending his days at a Derry, New Hampshire's Smash Music located on East Broadway Street.

Supermarket Chain Announces New Genetically-Modified Food Aisle

Pleasanton, CA --  This week the mega-giant grocery store chain Safeway announced they would test a new genetically-modified food aisle in 26 of their Northern California stores. According to research conducted by the supermarket chain,...

The Walking Dead Season 7 to Feature Adam Sandler as Rick

“Yeah, we've written this entire season, front to back, and Rick Grimes is a MAJOR part of the unfolding plot, we aren't going to wait for Mr. Lincoln,” states a very angry Robert Kirkman. “I have no choice but to sub somebody in to fill the role. After many, many auditions I am sad to say that only Adam Sandler could really play a convincing Rick Grimes.
Millie Franks in the hospital following her near receipt burial.

Caregivers Reveal the Top 6 Real Things Dying People Say

Gish Gallop presents tales of the real things people say under stress just before the pass away.

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