Area Botox Party Goes Horribly Wrong

What started out as a girl's night out Botox party ended badly when a first time General Practitioner failed to administer the doses correctly. Although no one was hurt, many of the participants do have some facial disfigurements that will probably last a few months, after which the toxin wears off.

How to Make Fucking Refried Beans, by Loretta Splitair

Your parenting guilt is easily fixed with the following recipe that not only your children will love, but it makes a kick-ass pot of refried beans.
The last fork shown here at the Three Forks Bakery & Brewing Company.

Three Forks Bakery and Brewery Down to One Fork

According to insiders close to the popular Nevada City restaurant and brewery, the Three Forks Bakery & Brewery Company, might be down to just one fork.
You can make your bottled ranch dressing interesting.

Pump-up Your Crappy Ranch Dressing, by Loretta Splitair

I have a have a helpful tip on how to turn a cheap bottled version of Ranch Dressing into something actually interesting.

BriarPatch Employee Enjoys Shopping at Grocery Outlet

BriarPatch employee Nathan Johnson enjoys shopping at the local discount grocery store Grocery Outlet. He can find everything he needs at a reasonable price.

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