How to Make Fucking Refried Beans, by Loretta Splitair

Your parenting guilt is easily fixed with the following recipe that not only your children will love, but it makes a kick-ass pot of refried beans.

Gish Gallop Review: Finnegans Wake is an Impenetrable Piece of Crap

What's the difference between a pile of dog crap and Finnegan's Wake? You can avoid the dog crap by walking around it. I have to read and review Finnegan's Wake.

Gish Gallop Review: Travelin’ Man by Ricky Nelson

I was originally going to review the latest Die Antwoord album Donker Mag, which I am extremely fond of, but I decided not to as I'm not that cynical at the moment. Instead I wanted...

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