A coalition of Turkish government members have signed a resolution calling on the United Nations and President Trump to declare the 1830s Trail of Tears an act of genocide.
North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that Aleppo, Syria is an elaborate hoax and does not exist. Mr. Wolford, who was recently in the news following his landmark Wi-Fi disability settlement, has been studying what he calls "the Aleppo anomaly" for the past 3 years.
Increased aerosolized chemtrail spraying over Northern California has led to an increase in small pet deaths according to area veterinarians.
The former Navy Pilot and current cloud seeding captain of a Evergreen 747 based out of Beale Air Force base, has been eyeing the coveted Chemtrail Captain position ever since he joined Evergreen's gioengineering fleet back in 2006.