Hillary supports the move. Sorta.

Former President Bill Clinton Considering Gender Reassignment

Former two-term President Bill Clinton mentioned late Wednesday night that he might consider becoming a woman. Speaking in front of the Alliance of Middle-Eastern Energy Conference or AMEEC in Dubai, Mr. Clinton made the announcement to a startled audience in the Muslim county.

Mormon Missionary Investigated For Belgium Terror Attack

The United Press International (UPI) announced that the European crime unit INTERPOL has confirmed that there is an open investigation of Mormon missionary, Mason Wells and his involvement in the Boston, Paris, and Brussels bombings.

Local Researcher: Aleppo, Syria Doesn’t Exist

North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that Aleppo, Syria is an elaborate hoax and does not exist. Mr. Wolford, who was recently in the news following his landmark Wi-Fi disability settlement, has been studying what he calls "the Aleppo anomaly" for the past 3 years.
26 are dead with many more injured after a deadly gunfight in Chihuahua, Mexico.

Chihuahua Gunfight Leaves 26 Dead

An incident in this peaceful complex has police and residents alike scratching their heads as the gunmen responsible for 26 fatalities are allowed to run free. Without collars.

Nevada City, Sedona vying for Spiritual Vortex

Spiritualist and psychic Edgar Cayce claimed that Nevada City, CA might be a gathering place for the spiritually enlightened and a gathering place for those who wish to bring about change in this troubled world. This, of course, has engendered a sense of competition with Sedona, Arizona which also believes it is the spiritual vortex of the known universe.

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