Canadians Weigh In: Ted Cruz Plummets in Canadian Polls

While he is wildly popular in the USA, Senator Ted Cruz's popularity is plummeting in many Canadian polls. Ted Cruz is running for President of the United States, despite being a Canadian.
Presidential Republican hopeful Donald Trump says he'll build a wall to keep Americans from leaving.

Trump Mulling Canadian Wall to Keep Americans In

Donald Trump announced today that he plans on building a wall along the Canadian border to keep Americans from leaving.
Archduke Franz Ferdinand attempted to allay and assuage the fears of the citizens of Earth,

Archduke Francis Ferdinand Tells World To Not Worry About Russian Ambassador’s Assassination

Speaking to reporters outside a Bosnian bar, the disembodied spirit of the late Archduke Franz Ferdinand attempted to allay and assuage the fears of the citizens of Earth, in the wake of the assassination of Russia's ambassador to Turkey earlier this week.
Cuban state-run television released a statement thanking President Trump for lowering its diplomatic costs.

Cuba Thanks US For Lowering Diplomat Payroll

Cuban state-run television released a statement thanking President Trump for lowering its diplomatic costs.

Report: Isis Expected To Lose Popularity As Baby Name

Statisticians from the Department of Health released a new study concluding there is a 95% probability that the incidence of the female name "Isis" will probably decrease in the United States. Isis had recently become a fairly popular girls name over the last 3 decades, but it probably won't be for much longer.

Must Read

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!