Apple CEO Tim Cook is excited about Apple Products that alert users of new Apple Products.

Local Conservatives: God Hates Apple

Earth/Nevada County, CA -- Following the announcement that Apple Corporation CEO Tim Cook is homosexual, local conservatives released a statement saying this proves that Apple promoting the...

Gish Gallop on the Street: ISIS Costumes, Too Soon?

Gish Gallop staff often hears that's "too soon" or "that's inappropriate" or "sir, can you please step out of your car and walk towards the sound of...

In Passing: Gish Gallop Correspondent Parker Sloanberg Found Dead in Iraq

Penn Valley, CA -- It is with great sadness that Gish Gallop announces the passing of esteemed  correspondent Parker Sloanberg. According to sources within the Iraqi Military, his body,...
Apple CEO Tim Cook is excited about Apple Products that alert users of new Apple Products.

Apple’s New Product to Alert Users of New Apple Products

On location in Cupertino, CA -- Ahead of Apple's press event today, Gish Gallop has learned that its new wearable product has a feature that will alert...

Breaking: Gish Gallop Correspondent Parker Sloanberg Abducted by Aliens

Mifflin, OH -- Gish Gallop has just learned that esteemed Gish Gallop correspondent Parker Sloanberg might, we repeat *might* have been abducted by an alien spacecraft in near...

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