Trader Joe’s to Nevada County: Please Shut Up

In an unusual press release from the grocery giant, Trader Joe's Director of Marketing James Washburn has told the citizens of Nevada County to "...shut the hell up, already. We heard you. We get it. You want a Trader Joe's."
Warren Grant is frustrated that his energy-saving retro Easy Back Oven is not working properly.

Easy Bake Oven Thwarted by LED Light Bulb

Warren Grant of Nevada City became agitated on Wednesday when his daughter's Christmas Gift, a "retro" Kenner Easy Bake Oven, failed to cook the small-batch cake mix.
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg

Zuckerberg to Put Select Facebook Groups on a “Time Out”

Facebook announced on Wednesday that it will put several Nevada County Facebook Groups on a "time out" until they can get their histrionic behavior under control.

Anti-GMO Movement Responsible for Poor Brunswick Cell Phone Service

For years Verizon has offered the people of Nevada County a litany of excuses: it's the poor quality towers on Banner Mountain; the Flour Garden's free WiFi interferes with cell phone service; Verizon's regional manager is out to punish his mouthy teenager who works Port of Subs.
"Hip" Lake of the Pines entry sign in Comic Sans font

Gated Community Considers Controversial Comic Sans Font

The gated residential community Lake of the Pines (LOP) in Nevada County, California wanted to show surrounding towns and developments that it "knows how to party and lighten-up" this week by proposing a change in bylaws font from the conservative Arial typeface to the whimsical and highly controversial Comic Sans one.

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