Pet Cougar "Mittens" seen on the Johnson's cedar Ridge front lawn.

Pet Cougar Makes Area Neighbors Nervous

Residents of the usually quiet and worry free neighbor of Somerset Drive have something to occupy their minds. Their Neighbors have just acquired a pet cougar.

Recently Discovered 1994 Study Reveals 5G Causes Cancer

Palo Alto, CA -- Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation has confirmed that Nevada City's local documentary producer, and sometimes politician, Saihra Ramun has produced heavily redacted Freedom...
A three year study by the Rundex Family Foundation has phone that regular cell phone use makes you happier.

Mobile Phone Radiation Makes You Happier

A study conducted by the Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation has concluded that regular cell phone use makes you happier. The 3 year study, titled "Effects of Cell Phone Radio Frequency Signal Exposure on Brain Glucose Metabolism," was conducted by Rundex with funding from the Centers for Disease Control and found that using using a mobile phone as little as 50 minutes per day increases brain glucose metabolism by as much as 26%, which contributed to increased happiness.

Asperger’s Support Group Meeting Awkwardly Silent

A weekly support group meeting of Asperger's patients was awkwardly silent for the 6th straight week according to participant Don Bessert of Plymouth, MA.

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