Donald Trump Vows to Make Hazzard County Great Again
Donald J. Trump grew up idolizing Hogg for all his achievements in the business world. After a recent rally in Atlanta, Mr. Trump took a detour to visit his old friend in Hazzard County.
Area Anarcho-Capitalist Thinks Local Anarcho-Communist is Full of Crap
A rather heated argument broke out over the weekend between an area Anarcho-Capitalist and an Anarcho-Communist about which form of Anarchism is superior to the other.
Researcher: Ann Arbor, Michigan Doesn’t Exist
North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that Ann Arbor, Michigan is an elaborate hoax and does not exist.
Amateur Astronomer Spots Giant Black Cube Near Moon
Local amateur cryptozoologist, paranormal investigator, SciFi Channel fan and amateur astronomer Keith Bradenshauer of Alta Sierra, CA swears he spotted an enormous "Black Cube" near the moon this past week on his Meade telescope.
Area Man So Conservative, He Hates Himself
Celina, OH - In today's world, politics is more than just ideals. Too some, it has become a way of life. Some people have gone so far...
