Donald Trump has nominated controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for Press Secretary

Alex Jones Offered White House Press Secretary Position

In what is a surprise and controversial development for some, and a welcomed addition to others, President Donald Trump has nominated alt-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for White House Press Secretary, replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Adobe to Retire Impact Meme Font

After months of deliberation following an extensive study from the Rundex Family Foundation, in a stunning announcement Adobe Systems has decided to remove the Impact Font from all of its product offerings.

Sandbox Brawl Turns Into GOP Debate

Thirteen children, all from very affluent neighborhoods, staked out a turf war in a Las Vegas sandbox. Las Vegas police told us that this seems to be a trend going on around the country about every four to five weeks.
According to alternative health guru Dr. Joseph Mercola, singer-songwriter Joni Mitchell has been cured of Morgellons Disease.

Joni Mitchell Cured of Morgellons, Claims Dr. Joseph Mercola

According to renowned alternative medicine proponent Dr. Joseph Mercola, pop star Joni Mitchell has been cured of Morgellons Disease after a 15 month treatment using a variety of products purchased from his his website Mercola.com.
Donald Trump said he was going after tax evaders. Seen here with spicy brown mustard on his face.

Trump: I Will Have Clinton, Sharpton Arrested For Tax Evasion

Today marked three days without some outlandish statement by Donald Trump. It appears we won't see a fourth.

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