Donald Trump has nominated controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for Press Secretary

Alex Jones Offered White House Press Secretary Position

In what is a surprise and controversial development for some, and a welcomed addition to others, President Donald Trump has nominated alt-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for White House Press Secretary, replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
State of Jefferson supporters seen in a file photo from 1941 searching for Chemtrail chemicals

Chemtrail Debate Reveals Deep Divide in the State of Jefferson Movement

A debate has opened up between State of Jefferson supporters in Southern Oregon and their Californian cohorts over the Chemtrail controversy.

Poll Numbers Reflect America’s Expanding Asshole Demographic

The Palo Alto, CA-based Rundex Family Foundation has just published a 187 page study that found that Donald Trump's recent triumph in the polling data suggests that America is finally realizing its asshole potential.

UFC Fans Overwhelmingly Know What’s Best for Ex-Champion

In a new Pew poll, 98% of the respondents who self-identified as fans of Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) knew what former Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) Bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey should do next.
Piles of unclaimed luggage at Phoenix's Sky Harbor Airport during Mercury Retrograde.

TSA Luggage Disaster Blamed on Mercury Retrograde

After thousands of bags have become lost or misplaced at airports across the country, officials at Phoenix's Sky Harbor Airport blamed the mishaps on an astrological phenomena called "Mercury Retrograde."

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