Donald Trump has nominated controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for Press Secretary

Alex Jones Offered White House Press Secretary Position

In what is a surprise and controversial development for some, and a welcomed addition to others, President Donald Trump has nominated alt-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for White House Press Secretary, replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Starbucks To Manufacture Own Customers

In a bid to boost sales, fill their franchise locations and interestingly lift employee morale, The Starbucks Coffee Company announced Monday that it plans on manufacturing its own customers. The program also seeks to increase customer satisfaction.

Nevada City Man Arrested at Trump Event Released on Bail

Willow Sunblaze of Nevada City, CA was arrested at GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump's New York City rally. He has since been released after posting his $40,000 bond in cash.

Local Researcher: Macon, Georgia Doesn’t Exist

North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that Macon, Georgia is an elaborate hoax and does not exist. Mr. Wolford, who was recently in the news following his landmark Wi-Fi disability settlement, has been studying what he calls "the Macon anomaly" for the past 3 years.
Ben Carson and his team at John Hopkins performed penis surgery on Donald Trump Penis Surgery.

Ben Carson Successfully Enlarges Donald Trump’s Penis

Donald Trump is resting comfortably at Johns Hopkins Hospital in Maryland following his successful penis enlargement surgery in a three-hour procedure performed yesterday by neurosurgeon Dr. Ben Carson, his former opponent in the Republican Presidential primary race.

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