Democrats claim they need no help from the Republicans to destroy their hopes.

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Democrats claim they need no help from the Republicans to destroy their hopes.

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In a bold move that Libertarians are calling voluntarism at its best, pizza delivery giant Domino's has pledge to help California wildfires.

Domino’s Pizza Volunteering Drivers to Fight Wildfires

In a bold move that Libertarians are calling voluntarism at its best, pizza delivery giant Domino's has pledge to help California wildfires.
Donald Trump says that Charles Manson predicted it correctly.

Donald Trump: Charles Manson Was Right!

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The trouble Cleveland Brown football franchise is offering its fans a novel new service: assisted suicide.

Cleveland Browns To Offer Euthanasia Services To Fans

The Cleveland Browns, arguably the worst football team in the NFL, is offering a new service to fans at First Energy Stadium. The Browns will off free euthanasia to depressed fans. The service will be combined with low cost cremation services and the ashes will be scattered in Lake Erie during halftime.

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