The Rock-afire Explosion Reunion Timeline
Born from the ashes of the Wolf Pack 5 and the Hard Luck Bears, The Rock-afire Explosion blew up the eighties, leaving a generation of face-melted preteens in its wake.
Weather Channel To Include Mass Shooting Forecasts
The Weather Channel announced late this week that will start including hourly, daily, and weekly mass shooting forecasts in their local weather segments they broadcast.
CNN Green Screen Hacked/Shows Porn
The popular 24-hour news network CNN is coming under fire after a report purportedly to be in front of the White House was actually in front of a "green screen" in the Atlanta, Georgia headquarters.
Riots Break Out as Baltimore Runs Dangerously Low on Toilet Paper
A state of emergency has been declared in Baltimore as the city transforms into 'an absolute war zone' following complete exhaustion of all toilet paper supplies.
Texas Man Hospitalized After “Back Alley” Vasectomy
A Midland Texas man is in stable condition at Midland Memorial Hospital after he decided to have a "back alley" vasectomy in the neighboring town of Odessa.
