Republicans Accuse Democrats of Bombing Themselves-Democrats Claim They Need No Help in Destroying Their...
Democrats claim they need no help from the Republicans to destroy their hopes.
Trump Cuts NASA After Discovering Moon Not Made Of Cheese
Trump Advisers today released official notice that space program NASA is losing all federal funding after the president was told by his second chief of staff, John Kelly in a "frustratingly stupid argument with a simple man" that the moon was not made of cheese like he was told as a young boy.
Domino’s Pizza Volunteering Drivers to Fight Wildfires
In a bold move that Libertarians are calling voluntarism at its best, pizza delivery giant Domino's has pledge to help California wildfires.
Donald Trump: Charles Manson Was Right!
In a sit down interview with Fox News host, Bill O’Reilly, Trump continued his pattern of flattering the demons of the world.Today, in a sit down interview with Fox News host, Bill O’Reilly, Trump continued his pattern of flattering the demons of the world.
Cleveland Browns To Offer Euthanasia Services To Fans
The Cleveland Browns, arguably the worst football team in the NFL, is offering a new service to fans at First Energy Stadium. The Browns will off free euthanasia to depressed fans. The service will be combined with low cost cremation services and the ashes will be scattered in Lake Erie during halftime.
