Donald Trump Sued For Upper-Decking Toilet at Trump Grill
Management at the Trump Grill filed a lawsuit against Trump for vandalism, interference with economic relations and endangering the health and safety of its employees.
Osama Bin Laden To Colin Kaepernick: I Am Your Father
In an unbelievable turn of events, the reach and resources of Gish Gallop have uncovered a bombshell. NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick of the San Francisco 49’ers is the son of terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden.
Orlando Toddler Dyes In Hot Car
As if the city of Orlando hasn’t been challenged enough the last few days, what with a terrorist attack and a gator snatching a toddler from it’s family, now a third tragedy rears it’s ugly head.
Barry Goldwater Announces GOP Presidency Run/Eisenhower Announcement Expected Soon
Former Arizona Senator and 1964 Presidential Candidate Barry Goldwater has risen from ashes and announced that he plans on seeking the 2016 Republican nomination for President of the United States. The move, which is expected to shake up the current list of candidates, was unexpected due to the fact that he has been dead for almost 17 years.
Oregon to Force Customers to Pump Gas
In the first change to laws that were put in place in 1951, the Oregon State Legislature has voted to abandon the requirement that only gasoline station attendants can pump gas, and require that its customers do it. The controversial bill passed both government houses and the governor has promised to sign it.
