Americans rejoiced late Monday when a group of industry scientists announced the ability to outsource fracking-induced earthquakes to Nepal.
A state of emergency has been declared in Baltimore as the city transforms into 'an absolute war zone' following complete exhaustion of all toilet paper supplies.
United Parcel Service recently launched a series of advertisements touting its ability to make the NCAA's "March madness" Final Four Basketball tournament a reality in Indianapolis.
After attending a mandatory business conduct and ethics training, 76% of NBC News employees simply resigned.
Nevada County, CA -- Documents obtained by Gish Gallop following the recent bust of a local ISIS sleeper cell reveal that the terrorist group was pleased that...