Oklahoma, Texas Successfully Outsource Fracking Earthquakes to Nepal

Americans rejoiced late Monday when a group of industry scientists announced the ability to outsource fracking-induced earthquakes to Nepal.

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UPS touting its ability to pull off the NCAA Final Four. And their tacit support for bigotry.

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United Parcel Service recently launched a series of advertisements touting its ability to make the NCAA's "March madness" Final Four Basketball tournament a reality in Indianapolis.

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After attending a mandatory business conduct and ethics training, 76% of NBC News employees simply resigned.

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