Cruz just smiled his trademark arrogant smirk, or whatever it is. He then opened his notes and read the following: "From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.â€
Local humorist, author and mediocre guitar player, Delaney Faris, has recently signed a contract with Comedy Central to contribute freelance jokes, angles, and spin to The Daily Show to â€œmake the show funnier.â€
Disgraced former congressman, Anthony Weiner, has some hard questions for Democratic front-runner Bernie Sanders.
A dozen or more Westboro Baptist 'church' members are on their way to Nevada City next weekend, following their embarrassing upset in Charleston, South Carolina.