Cruz Dominates GOP Debate With Nuanced Reading of One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish,...

Cruz just smiled his trademark arrogant smirk, or whatever it is. He then opened his notes and read the following: "From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.”

Gish Gallop Reporter Lands Gig on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Local humorist, author and mediocre guitar player, Delaney Faris, has recently signed a contract with Comedy Central to contribute freelance jokes, angles, and spin to The Daily Show to “make the show funnier.”

Report: Jade Helm Responsible for Texas Floods

Gish Gallop has learned that operation Jade Helm 15 has largely been responsible for the Texas deluges.

Disgraced Weiner Smacks Sanders, Stands Up for Hillary

Disgraced former congressman, Anthony Weiner, has some hard questions for Democratic front-runner Bernie Sanders.

Clampers to Provide “Security” at Upcoming Westboro Baptist Church Event

A dozen or more Westboro Baptist 'church' members are on their way to Nevada City next weekend, following their embarrassing upset in Charleston, South Carolina.

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