Donald Trump Vows to Make Hazzard County Great Again

Donald J. Trump grew up idolizing Hogg for all his achievements in the business world. After a recent rally in Atlanta, Mr. Trump took a detour to visit his old friend in Hazzard County.
According to alternative health guru Dr. Joseph Mercola, singer-songwriter Joni Mitchell has been cured of Morgellons Disease.

Joni Mitchell Cured of Morgellons, Claims Dr. Joseph Mercola

According to renowned alternative medicine proponent Dr. Joseph Mercola, pop star Joni Mitchell has been cured of Morgellons Disease after a 15 month treatment using a variety of products purchased from his his website Mercola.com.
SeaWorld to Replace Orcas with Sustainable Tilapia Habitat

SeaWorld to Replace Orcas with Sustainable Tilapia Habitat

The popular San Diego, California sea park SeaWorld has decided to replace its most popular features with sustainable exhibits.
President Trump plans to continue his annual practice of shooting someone on Fifth Avenue.

Trump to Shoot Somebody on Fifth Avenue to Celebrate MLK Day

President Trump plans to continue his annual practice of shooting someone on Fifth Avenue.
A group of patriots wanted to make their voices heard on the Statue of Liberty.

Group of Self-Proclaimed ‘Patriots’ Hang ‘GTFO’ Banner on Statue of Liberty

A self-proclaimed group of "patriots" known as APART (Armed Patriots Against Radical Terrorists), took it upon themselves to hang their own banner on Lady Liberty reading 'GTFO' (acronym for Get the F*ck Out) early Wednesday morning.

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