Monsanto's Vacci-cornâ„¢ will combine the GMO goodness of corn, with the life-saving flu vaccine.

Monsanto Combines Corn With The Flu Vaccine

Monsanto has teamed up with the Centers For Disease Control (CDC) to engineer corn with the flu vaccine already in it. No more shots, simply eat the modified food products and you are protected.
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Sesame Street Announces New Transgender Character

The Sesame Workshop, formerly known as the Children's Television Workshop, announced that its flagship program Sesame Street will feature its first transgender character for the 2019 season.
If toddlers need to fight for their family, they need to know how to safely do that, said APSAK director Condon Goss.

Children May Be The Solution to Gun Violence

If toddlers need to fight for their family, they need to know how to safely do that.
Sgt. Tackleberry brings with him a deep love of firearms to the NSA.

Trump Names Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry National Security Advisor

President Trump appointed Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry (Tack) as his new national security advisor on Monday, choosing a widely respected military strategist known for challenging conventional thinking and carrying a loaded .44 Magnum at all times.
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer is quitting his post to pursue his life-long dream of following the rock band Phish.

Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer Enjoying His New Life Following Rock Band...

In a shocking turn of events, former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced he was following the rock band Phish.

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