Officer James Elbow McCanty is not shy about sharing his opinions about protesters.
After years of resisting action, England's King George the Third has designated the American colonists as terrorists.
In an expected announcement from Warner Brothers Pictures, the entertainment giant says it plans on producing a Lego version of its hugely popular, Clint Eastwood-directed film American Sniper. According to a Warner Brothers internal memo, after a long negotiation with Legos executives, the large media company was able to give them "an offer they couldn't refuse."
Area hipster and self-proclaimed postmodern social justice warrior David "Riddle Me" Shoreston has given up his attempts to "subvert the dominant paradigm" with several deliberate act of protest which include his skinny jeans.
The leader of a team of scientists secretly creating what's been dubbed "the lazy virus" is under arrest.