Jeanette Kurtz of Orlando, Florida is out of work as a NASA CGI specialist.

Flat Earth CGI Artist Unemployed After Being Replaced By NASA Supercomputer

Jeanette Kurtz of Orlando, Florida had finally landed her dream job 3 years ago working for the National Aeronautical Space Agency (NASA) working as a computer audio/visual design specialist.
Smee in his yarmulke

Area Family Circumcises Their Pet Dog

The new procedure is aimed to ease the minds of families wanting to get rid of the "red rocket" that could raise some uncomfortable questions from young children.

Local Hero Murdered After Killing 20 Policemen in Armed Standoff

Area police ruthlessly murdered an area hero and constitutional enthusiast late last night. The county Sheriff's Investigation spokesperson has claimed that the hero had to be 'stopped' before he "shot too many more policemen.
A fan snapped this picture of Ed Force One over Colorado earlier this week.

Ed Force One Investigated for Unauthorized Chemtrail Emissions

British heavy metal legends Iron Maiden are being investigated for illegal chemtrail spraying with the use of their customized touring aircraft, the ex-Air France 747-400 jumbo jet known as Ed Force One.
The ShamWow absorbent chamois was chosen again as the best murder clean-up towel.

ShamWow! Wins Best Murder Clean-up Towel for 11th Consecutive Year

The famous ShamWow! absorbent chamois-like towel has won its 11th consecutive award for best murder cleanup product at the 22nd annual Crime Scene Clean-Up conference sponsored by Crime Scene Clean-Up Magazine held at Newark, New Jersey's Aramark Convention Center.

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