American comedian Denis Leary announced that he would embark on his first comedy tour in over 15 years after he recently discovered a vault containing over 3000 unused Bill Hicks jokes.
After an exhaustive 20 month investigation, Gish Gallop has learned that conspiracy theorist and host of infowars.com Alex Jones is quite possibly the late deceased comedian Bill Hicks.
Wall Street capitalists have no problem with other people dying to preserve their lifestyle.
If you're one of those people who doesn't vote, you're out of luck.
Universal Pictures has decided to go forward with a plan to update the Jerk and center it around Trump, giving it a new title, "The Asshole."