Students for Social Action and Justice or the SSAJ announced that all Libertarians should be thrown in jail.

Portland Socialists Suggest Imprisoning Libertarians ‘Just for Fun’

Portland, Oregon's Students for Social Action and Justice or the SSAJ announced that all Libertarians should be thrown in jail.

Local Newspaper Publisher Accidentally Shuts Down Golden Gate Bridge

San Francisco, CA -- The iconic Golden Gate Bridge was shut down for most of the day due to a bizarre traffic incident involving the publisher of Gish Gallop newspaper, Randall Finkelstein (a.k.a. Fink). Nevada...
Billions of immigrants voted for Hillary Clinton.

Donald Trump Claims 10 Billion Illegal Immigrants Voted For Hillary Clinton, And That He...

In a blast of tweets Sunday afternoon, President-Elect Donald Trump raised eyebrows all over the country by seemingly implying that the election he himself won was fraught with voter fraud.
Famed band Nickelback will open select dates for AC/DC on their North American leg of their tour.

Nickelback To Open For United States Leg of AC/DC Tour

Rock legends AC/DC are planning a winter tour that will kick off November 23rd in Portland, OR. The will feature the band with special guest appearances by Guns N Roses front man Axel Rose. To open the concerts AC/DC has tapped rock band Nickelback to perform.
Smokey Bear has decided to start "packing heat" when he visits American classrooms.

Smokey Bear Decides To Start Packing Heat For All Future School Appearances

Bert DeVos, a member of a billionaire family that has spent hundreds of millions of dollars donating to Republican candidates over the years, told senators that she believes some schools may need to allow guns on their campuses because they live in wooded, rural areas and may need to fend of a bear attack.

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