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A Northern California "alternative" researcher claims that Area 51 doesn't exist and it's all apart of a government hoax.

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The Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia have linked excessive masturbation to blindness.

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Denise Hancock announced to her fellow Chipotle workers that "she's just in it for the money."

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