President Trump became the United States' first "acting" President this week.
The Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia have linked excessive masturbation to blindness.
Area Chipotle Mexican Grill Denise Hancock workerrevealed that she works at the popular Mexican food restaurant "just for the money." The announcement, which shocked both her co-workers and the Auburn store management, was met with several minutes of silence following her admission.
Theo Dodge of Fresno, CA isn't interesting in doing any of that "Mexican" work.