97% Chance of Contracting Herpes at Burning Man

The Pershing County Sheriff in conjunction with other Lovelock, NV officials has published a 412 page report warning that almost 97% of Burning Man "degenerates" will contract Herpes at this year's festival.
28-year-old Sparks, Nevada resident and former Tesla Motors employee Ira Maiden is lucky to be alive.

Tesla Employee Fired For Testing Batteries With His Tongue

Reno, NV -- An employee working in the Panasonic "GigaFactory" division of Tesla motors was escorted off the company premises earlier this week. When foreman Davis Lipton...
Governor Gavin Newsom announced his intention to sign a controversial bill that will tax California families who refuse to vaccinate their children.

Gavin Newsom Supports New Anti-Vaxxer Tax

Governor Gavin Newsom announced his intention to sign a controversial bill that will tax California families who refuse to vaccinate their children.
A California man can't hack the challenges of living in the golden state anymore.

Low IQ Man Can’t Handle The Hectic Pace of California

A California man can't hack the challenges of living in the golden state anymore.
Ivine, CA-based In-N-Out Burger says is plans on discontinuing its secret menu that never existed in the first place.

In-N-Out Burger to Discontinue Secret Menu That Never Existed

California-based In-N-Out Burger shocked its loyal customers yesterday by announcing it would no longer serve items from its secret menu.

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