Mother-Son Relationship Strengthened by Weekly Computer Help Calls

Ms. Wilson has upped the relationship quotient by increasing the number of phone calls each week to her son for computer help.
Orange County, CA is set to begin treating its famous orange groves with LSD using chimpanzees.

California to Use Chimpanzees to ‘Dose’ Oranges with LSD

Orange County, CA is set to begin treating its famous orange groves with LSD using chimpanzees.

CarMax Salesman Performs Emergency Birth

5 year veteran CarMax car salesman Sherman Hoover performed an emergency car birth late yesterday afternoon after a pregnant 2011 Land Cruiser unexpectedly gave birth to its offspring.

Confederate Memorial Day Celebration Leads to Several Arrests

The leader of a Stone Mountain, GA pro-Confederacy group was arrested following an altertication with protesters.
An overpass in Weimar, CA designated for lifting to accommodate over-sized personnel carriers.

Feds Raising Interstate Overpasses: Are FEMA Camps Next?

Gish Gallop has learned that the purported Caltrans I-80 Vertical Clearance Project has nefarious goals. According to insiders, the project will accommodate large-scale "re-living modification" transportation vehicles that will move Central Valley and Sierra Foothills citizens to the Stillwater, Nevada FEMA "safety" camp.

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