Ms. Wilson has upped the relationship quotient by increasing the number of phone calls each week to her son for computer help.
Orange County, CA is set to begin treating its famous orange groves with LSD using chimpanzees.
The leader of a Stone Mountain, GA pro-Confederacy group was arrested following an altertication with protesters.
Gish Gallop has learned that the purported Caltrans I-80 Vertical Clearance Project has nefarious goals. According to insiders, the project will accommodate large-scale "re-living modification" transportation vehicles that will move Central Valley and Sierra Foothills citizens to the Stillwater, Nevada FEMA "safety" camp.