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Commentary: Who Do I Have to Blow to Get A Meal Delivered in this...

I would happily pay a delivery charge-hell, I’d even tolerate a long wait time if it meant I didn’t have to put on pants, set down my Manhattan, drag my ass downtown, put out my cigarette, and talk to people. I shouldn’t have to talk to people to eat.

Gish Gallop Poem: The Rats In The Hats

Gish Gallop presents an adult poem written for the child in your heart. A drunk child.

How To Become a Libertarian in 15-ish Steps, by Loretta Splitair

Well who doesn't love freedom? I know I do, but I'll be damned if I can figure out what the hell it is despite constant attempts by some very serious folks to define it for me.

Poll: Donald Trump’s Best Words Examined

Many words were given out to be chosen from, as President Trump has a rather large word bank he likes to pick catchphrases from despite his small vocabulary.
Dilbert requested a restraining order against his creator Scott Adams.

Dilbert Seeks Restraining Order Against Creator Scott Adams

In a highly unusual move for a fictitious character, Dilbert requested a restraining order against his creator Scott Adams.

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