Chemtrail Channeling Session Interrupted with Constant Farting


ET channeler Darryl Anka was repeatedly interrupted by a series of farts from his ‘guest’ Bashar.
 

Redding, CA — At the recent appearance at the “Waking Universe-Open Mind” alternative wellness festival at the Red Lion Inn in Redding, California, spiritual medium and ‘ET’ [Extraterrestrial] Channeler Darryl Anka was repeatedly interrupted by a series of loud farts from his channeled ‘guest’ Bashar. According to Mr. Anka, he had no control of over his gassy situation once Bashar took control of the conversation.

“This is nothing new to those who follow me,” said Mr. Anka in a post session interview with the E! Entertainment television network. “In fact it happened during my first contact back in 1973. I had close-range, broad-daylight sightings of UFOs with witnesses present both times. At each sighting we saw a dark metallic, triangular craft about 30 feet on each side. There were three blue-white lights, one on each ‘point’, and one orange-red light in the center. And there was a lot of farting.”

The farting fits didn’t appear until an audience member asked Anka, that is ‘Bashar’, about the nature of chemtrails about 35 minutes into the channeling session. As Anka closed his eyes and Bashar began to talk, discomfort appeared over his face followed by a series of pronounced farts which punctuated his discussion about the importance of using gold instead of the current chemicals used by global elites in the skies.

“I was so excited to ask him about chemtrails,” said Kansas City resident Steve Flowers who paid over $700 to attend the ‘Bashar’ event. “And he was so gracious to take my question. And his responses were as enlightened as ever. But the farting was a bit distracting. Everyone in the room pretended like he wasn’t doing it. I guess he probably should have stayed away from the lunch buffet at the hotel. I knew something wasn’t right with their attempt at curry.”

At the end of his chemtrail segment, Bashar implored people to keep quiet about their conspiracy talk, claiming that people were in fact powerless to make any meaningful change and that they’re a part of a global “joke.” He suggested not giving “them” the power and shifting “your vibrations to another reality” in which “they don’t even exist.”

No word from Bashar whether this “vibration shift” will reduce the amount of farting.

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