Chill Brah Wednesday: The First Annual San Juan Ridge answer to Black Friday, Cyber Monday and Giving Tuesday

Moonash Chill Brah
Moonash Chill Brah

Nevada City, CA Moonash is ready for a break, and he is suggesting a new “day” in the blossoming number of new days that seem to be sprouting like mushrooms, which by the way you should not eat unless you check first with Nevada County Peeps, or any number of other Nevada County Facebook pages, regarding the safety of eating that mushroom.

Moonash says “it’s time to chill, these days just keep coming…buy this! buy that!…let’s put it to bed. How much buying can I do in Babylon?” The answer, of course, is that there is never enough buying. With a 15 trillion dollar annual economy the USA is insatiable, as a nation we can never get enough. But now, the exception is Chill Brah Wednesday, this new day in which we stop buying. “A day of rest, cool Iya bredren and sistren,” says Moonash. “We are blessed in Nevada County.” Thank you, Moonash, and please provide the link to your Indiegogo campaign.

It all started with Black Friday, which spawned Cyber Monday, which then gave rise to Small Business Saturday, and then finally the appearance of Giving Tuesday. And now Chill Brah Wednesday. It’s a natural progression, an evolution if  you will. But not everyone is willing to get on board this bus. Seriously? A day for not consuming? A day when the world’s economic powerhouse takes a back seat to chillax laziness and people leaving their wallets behind?

Colonel Joe Simmons at the ready
Colonel Joe Simmons at the ready

Not. Going. To. Happen. At least not according to Colonel Joe Simmons. A long-time member of the Tea Party Regulators based in Porterville, California, Colonel Joe as he likes to be called, has had enough. “The Great Divide is coming. We will split into autonomous units, finally able to stop the blatant procreation attempts from peoples that have no business mixing their fluids. This is known and down and dirty for the ages, so will it be. Agenda 21 has no place in our farms or villages.”

Check back often. Gish Gallop promises “regulator” updates as they manifest in our lower GI.

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