Colin Kaepernick Converts To Islam

Osama and Colin
The San Francisco’s star quarterback has converted to Islam.

Santa Clara, CA — Beleaguered former San Francisco 49ers quarterback, Colin Kaepernick just can’t help throwing gasoline onto the fires he starts. After refusing to stand for the Star Spangled Banner before the 49ers, Packers game on Friday evening, Kaepernick unleashed a tirade of hate speech upon America in an exclusive ESPN interview. The next morning he dropped a bombshell of epic proportion.

“About six weeks ago,” Kaepernick began to the hosts of CBS 13 Good Morning San Francisco, “I converted to Islam. I have become increasingly disenchanted with America and Christianity. There is so much hate and inequality in the world, and Mohammed teaches us that it is all because of the blue eyed infidels. This is why I have made the choice to fight against America and it’s Christian values, and fight for peace and love with Islam.”

Kaepernick was asked what he plans to do to bring about change.

“I want to lead America to become my very own Caliphate,” answered Kaepernick to some very sour faces. “I will lead the Islamic Jihad here in America. This has been coming for some time, well, ever since I found out that Osama Bin Laden was my biological father. I was born to lead. Remember how I single handedly led the 49ers to the Superbowl?”

About this time, the station cut to commercials and Mr. Kaepernick was off set when the morning show returned. The anchors then had a little fun at the expense of Mr. Kaepernick. “I bet he is changing his name to Irun al-cantpassi,” taunted one anchor to hysterics. “Or, Iben al-crappy,” taunted another. It looks like Mr. Kaepernick is no longer being well received in the Bay area. He might need a hole to hide in after the last two days.

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This MAY BE satire, but the fact is is that Kapernick did convert and he talked about the reasons ‘why’:
http://www.sfchronicle.com/49ers/ostler/article/Colin-Kaepernick-s-absence-adds-to-his-mixed-9203153.php

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“I converted to Islam. I have become increasingly disenchanted with America and Christianity. There is so much hate and inequality in the world, and Mohammed teaches us that it is all because of the blue eyed infidels. This is why I have made the choice to fight against America and it’s Christian values, and fight for peace and love with Islam.” Is this really true? He attacks America and Christianity because there is so much hate and joins a group that beheads people. Am I missing something here?

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No, it’s not true, it’s a joke. This is a satirical website as it says here:

https://www.gishgallop.com/about-the-nevada-county-scooper/the-scooper-manifesto/

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Oh, it’s true alright; this page might be satirical, but Kaepernick did convert:
http://www.sfchronicle.com/49ers/ostler/article/Colin-Kaepernick-s-absence-adds-to-his-mixed-9203153.php

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Oh, it’s true alright; this page might be satirical, but Kaepernick did convert:
http://www.sfchronicle.com/49ers/ostler/article/Colin-Kaepernick-s-absence-adds-to-his-mixed-9203153.php

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biilyjoe

Send him to Syria. He should love it there. Or maybe he and obama can take their white-hating, America-hating , Christian-hating, and race-baiting with them permanently to Cuba or Kenya. Planes and ships leave out of here to those places daily. WHY DON’T THEY GO IF IT IS SO BAD HERE ?? Because they are lying , spoiled brat sickening envious racists themselves and enjoy causing trouble like spoiled brat babies that they are.

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fedup taxpayer

ummmm.. if he hates the USA so much then send him to afghanistan to play out the rest of his contract.. deport the ungrateful jerk

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Susannah Fitters Fedders

George Soros is paying him too… Shut down NFL for Califate told you can’t trust any MOSLEMS