Travel Blog: Diane and I are Heading for Italy

Italy, which is not in America

So here’s the deal, Diane and I have pretty much had enough for a while. We love Penn Valley and its environs, and I will certainly miss our alpacas, especially Miss Gladys and Pretty Boy (they’re my favorites), but it’s time to take a vacation from North San Juan and live a little! Hello Italy, mi piacerebbe visitare l’Italia un giorno di questi!

Have a nice summer in Peardale, where there ain’t no pears and the only Internet connection is dialup. Arrivederci, suckers!

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