Exclusive Interview: “Sheriff” Mack Part 2

Exclusive Interview:
Exclusive Interview: “Sheriff” Mack Part 2

Part 2 of 2

Gish Gallop met with “Sheriff” Mack at an undisclosed location. Here is part 2 [part 1 here] of the interview we have all been waiting for.


[Gish Gallop Readers:  At the end of the last segment, Sheriff Mack began humming the song “Mack the Knife” popularized by the 1959 Bobby Darin hit.]

Mack [breaking into full song]:

Oh, the shark has pretty teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has MacHeath, babe
And it keeps it way out of sight

Lou [interrupting]: Mr. Mack, what do you find interesting about that song?

Mack [startled]: You mean besides the fact that it has my name in it?

Lou: Well, yeah. I was wondering…

Mack: Die Moritat von Mackie Messer. Like my German? I’ve been taking this Rosetta Stone course. Anyhow, it’s a fun ditty. And Mack the Knife is a hero of the Three Penny Opera. His real name is Macheath. Scottish I suppose.

Lou: I’m pretty sure Macheath is not a hero. He is a murd…

Mack: He’s the hero alright. He stays true to his character. Like the OathKeepers. Hard and Fast to the truth and to the Constitution. Macheath aspires to be like a regular guy. A self-made regular guy.

Lou: OK, let’s move on. Is there any truth to the rumor that you are heading to Gaza to teach the Palestinians how to use woman and children as human shields?

Mack: Yes, I am flying to Israel this afternoon.

Lou: And how will you teach them?

Mack: I will find some Palestinian woman and children, and then I will show the Palestinian soldiers how to make them stand in front.

Lou: How will you do that?

Mack: Look, I’ll figure all that out once I get there. Have you had lunch yet?

Lou: “Sheriff” Mack…

Mack: I’m hungry, let’s eat.

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He could practice the human shield actions right in Nevada City before he goes. There are plenty of hippie peaceniks who have already “been there,, done that.” If he makes it back, can he bring me one of those cool scarfs they hand out at the Hezbollah meetings?


Haha! As long as he doesn’t come up to NSJ!

BTW, I’ve got a few more tie-dye scarfs sitting around… I think they’re cooler looking than the ones you’re talking about.
(Next time I’m near the NC Tea Party HQ, I’ll drop ’em off for you!)