FEMA Statement: We’re Fucked

Don't search for FEMA camps unless you want to end up in one.

Washington D.C. — Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) is responsible to preparing and responding to national disaster’s of all kinds. So it came as a surprise when FEMA released its recent warning statement on Twitter.

“We’re Fucked,” FEMA.

Gish Gallop spoke to FEMA insider and frequent Coast to Coast AM radio personality Jorge Mendoza.

“In short, people are just straight up fucked,” said a distraught Jorge. “Between Nibiru, domestic terrorism, out-of-control government spending and antibiotic resistant super bugs, we’re gonna die and there isn’t a damn thing we can do about it.”

Jorge, who appeared drunk, continued.

“The government wants us to corral you, Nibiru, well shit, Nibiru will enslave us all,” said Jorge as he passed out.

There is no official word from the Trump Administration regarding FEMA’s statement.

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