Nevada City, CA — The news that worldwide production of patchouli oil would be at 27 percent of normal levels spread quickly throughout Nevada County last Sunday. This pungent oil is produced from the patchouli plant which is native to tropical regions of Asia and can now be found in other regions such as South America and the Caribbean. Within hours of the announcement, shelves were laid bare in stores across the county. It is believed that a fungus may be responsible, possibly given an advantage by climate change.
Gish Gallop went to the streets to get a firsthand look at the impact of this global shortage. It didn’t take long in the Briar Patch COOP parking lot to find someone obviously upset with the recent change. Flower Stonehousefelder gave us her account of the events.
“At first I wasn’t too worried because I had a decent supply that might have lasted almost a year,” commented Ms. Stonehousefelder in front of Ike’s Quart Cafe in Nevada City. “Right away I noticed people following me and acting extra nice. Then they might lean in close and sniff my dreads. Pretty soon they would try to bum some patchouli oil since they smelled it on me. I try to be not attached to my possessions so I really didn’t mind sharing. Word got around that I had a big stash and four guys followed me home, they cleaned me out completely.”
This led us to take an in-depth look at the Sheriff Daily Activity Reports available online. We saw a disturbing rise in patchouli related calls in our community. The hardest hit by robberies were massage studios as they were rumored to have the purest form of the substance. Complaints were also made against street dealers asking exorbitant prices for inferior product. Domestic incidents were up possibly due to raised tension in some households.
Not everyone is upset about the shortage, we traveled to the conservative gated community of Lake Wildwood for a different perspective. We met with Mindy Smith.
“Look, I don’t miss that stuff one bit,” said Ms. Smith who seemed annoyed by her own words. “Not saying I prefer the natural, well you know, smell of those people but that patchouli was just too much. My walks down Broad Street to the Fur Traders are so much less distracting without that infernal scent.”
Nevada County became deeply entwined with patchouli oil over the decades and it’s scarcity has shown its far reach across our demographic. This may be a warning for what could be coming if we continue to ignore climate change.