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Go Ask Alice

Friday, November 28th, 2014

Dear Alice –

I just don’t know which Black Friday sale to go to. There are so many of them. There’s that $100.00 computer at Staples and the $120.00 LED TV at Wal-Mart. I’ve been planning this for weeks, but no I’m so confused and afraid I will make the wrong choice.

Do you have any advice for me on where I should start? I want my family to have the best!

Thank You!

An Anxious Consumer,

Alice Responds

2014-11-28 Alice Responds


Tuesday, November 18th, 2014

Dear Alice –

I recently moved to Nevada County from Missouri. Well, I didn’t move here. I came for, let’s say, a “seasonal job” and decided to stay.

It’s been going great and I love the people here, but I’m having trouble meeting new people. I did meet a couple of guy-friends, and we’re hanging out. Which is cool, you know? Anyhow, they wanted me to experiment with LSD at this party coming up this weekend. I’ve never tried it and I’m a bit scared. I usually like tequila and beer. But not at the same time! LOL.

Since you are so good at advice, I thought I ask you.

Thanks!

A recent area transplant.

Alice Responds

2014-11-18 Alice Responds


Thursday, November 13th, 2014

Dear Alice,

What’s the name of that song that starts out with a “Dum, de-dum, dum, dum, DUM, dee-dum” and then gets real high and then real fast. And then at the end of the song is gets slow and finishes with “Dum, de-dum, dum, dum, DUM, dee-dum.”

My girlfriend and I are having the hugest argument about this right now and I was hoping you could help us figure out the name of the song.

Thanks,

Confused in Grass Valley, CA
(via Facebook)

Alice Responds

2014-11-13 Alice Responds


Sunday, November 9th, 2014

Dear Alice,

I’m 23 years old. I decided not to go to college like my parents wanted me to. I have no idea what I want to do, and all I know is I don’t want what they want for me. Honestly, I don’t think they know what they want for me.

Anyhow, someone just sent me this old Bruce Springsteen song. They sent it anonymously over my Tumblr page. It’s called Rosalita Come Out Tonight. I listened to it, and it was great. I think this person has a crush on me. What should I do?

Signed,

A Lonely Girl

Alice Responds

2014-11-09 Alice Responds


 

Saturday November 8th, 2014

Dear Alice,

My boyfriend keeps wanting to have sex all the time. And he refuses to do anything about birth control. So, you know. It’s all up to me. He’s sorta a nice guy other than that, but the worry of an unwanted pregnancy has got me down.

Do you have any suggestions on what I should do or say to him.

Thanks so much!

A worried young woman.

Alice Responds

2014-11-08 Alice Responds


 

Saturday, November 1st, 2014

Dear Alice,

All this local election nonsense has got me all worked up. At first I was angry with how people are manipulating them like some kind of bullshit TV cop program, but now I’m just tired. I am also feeling very apathetic. I mean, what’s the point of voting if some jerks simply pull weird crap and make my vote less meaningful?

Do you have any advice on how to get motivated to vote? Any words of wisdom for those of us who are feeling sad and powerless?

Thanks,

A concerned local voters.

Alice Responds

2014-11-01 Alice Responds


Thursday, October 30th, 2014

Dear Alice,

Ok Dr. Alice, can you elaborate on why f*$%#in’ Walmart NEVER has any has any half and half in stock. It is so annoying, what should I do?

Sincerely,

I just want a decent cup of coffee.

Alice Responds

2014-10-30 Alice Responds


 Wednesday, October 29th, 2014

Dear Alice,

I’m so busy with my full time job, that I don’t have time to cook meals for my kids. As if that would even matter because all they’ll eat is Apple Jacks cereal, chicken nuggets and that boxed macaroni and cheese.

Any suggestions on how I can get my family to eat healthier?

Signed,

A Concerned Working Mother.

Alice Responds

2014-10-29 Alice Responds


 Tuesday, October 28th, 2014

Dear Alice,

Every time the wife and I take my kids out to eat at a restaurant, they behave poorly. Just the other day, we were at Maria’s and my 6 year old got up and ran around and bumped into a waitress carrying a hot plate with cheese enchiladas. What a mess! Those darn kids!

Any advice on how to keep my kids seated? I think that waitress got a burn on her leg! Whoopsie!

Signed,

Concerned Progressive Father.

Alice Responds

2014-10-28 Alice Responds


 Monday October 27th, 2014

Dear Alice.

My Boyfriend just left me and took all my money out of my bank account. He took all of my money. I was such an idiot to open a joint account with him. He’s changed his phone number, but I think he’s hanging out with one of his friends off of Bennett Street.

Help Me, What Should I do?

Alice Responds

2014-10-27 Alice Responds

 

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No rats at Smart and Final. Thank you again Dr. Alice for your intuitive words of wisdom.

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Aww yes, I have seen those big traps, no wonder. Thank you, I will shop elsewhere from now on

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Anna Nimity

Oh I’m so excited to see Dr. Alice here once again helping people. I’ve been under her care and treatments since I was in my early 20’s, when in 1970 I was led to the good Doctor for my oh so deeply buried and shameful feelings around my sexuality and the fact that I was still a wirgin! I was so confused and with Dr. Alices help, I’m still a wirgin but so much happier about it! I know Dr. Alice will be so helpful and touch so many people with her wisdom and I love her cousins art!!! I… Read more »

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Layne Catherine Anderson

Imagine my surprise when I saw my esteemed cousin being presented in a journalistic medium! I am honored that you chose my art as a vehicle for your new art therapy on the internet ! I am so glad that you have overcome your repulsion toward anything electric.