Washington, D.C. — President Donald Trump’s advisor Kellyanne Conway took to the airways following Super Bowl 51 to congratulate the Atlanta Falcons on their historic win. Ms. Conway, who’s been the focus of several recent media-related controversies, wanted to make it clear that President Trump and Russian Federation Vladimir Putin, whom the latter possesses a Patriots Super Bowl Ring, were pleased in the Falcons 40 point victory over the weak New England Patriots.
“The Falcons were able to draw on their love for America and raw talent to dominate a defensive game that drove their team to an offensive, yet factually correct, finish,” said Ms. Conway speaking to a confused FoxNews team after the game. “They won by a 40 point margin that contra-indicated the scoring system in place. Modern scoring systems fail to account for the sheer willingness to succeed that some Super Bowl contenders achieve. Scores don’t matter when it comes to winning.”