Stone Mountain, GA — The Ku Klux Klan (KKK), the hate group that believes in a whites-only society and dresses like a bunch of nuns at a campfire, has withdrawn its endorsement for Donald Trump’s 2020 presidential campaign.

The KKK has supported Trump’s plan to build a wall across the Mexican border and ‘task force the shit out of’ illegal immigrants. The Klan – as they are affectionately called – campaigned and supported Trump at all of his rallies throughout his campaign. Until now.

“We feel that Trump is too racist enough to be President,” read the public statement released this week by the KKK.

Will Quigg, a Grand Dragon of the KKK spoke to Gish Gallop about the surprising withdrawal of support.

“Trump is just too racist, he does business with Jews, the real racists and runs around the country with !” shouted Quigg. “A real President would only surround himself with pure Aryans, the same way Obama surrounds himself with Muslims.”

The move was applauded by Trump supporters who stated that they did not want the Klan endorsement, feeling that it tarnished their equal opportunity image. Outraged klansmen walked out on Trump’s speech just a day or so ago.

Donald Trump released a brief statement about the withdrawal of the endorsement:

“We are disappointed with the loss of the KKK’s endorsement, they are great, really, a great organization. We will be reaching out to them in the near future, we still hate Mexicans, that hasn’t changed”.

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Cleveland Sam, born Sam C. Sharpe, is a hero, a hero to anyone who knows him in Ohio. At the mere age of 7, he rescued a small girl from the clutches of a herd of llamas outside his boyhood home of Cleveland, OH. By the age of 12, he had already rescued over 14 children from near deaths ranging from freak ice cream truck accidents, to drownings in neighbors' Dough Boy Pools. But his heroism didn't stop at youth. No sir. As a teenager, he saved the entire cheerleading squad of his local high school from certain death with their "party van" caught fire during a local "rager." He writes for Gish Gallop because he feels he needs to rescue it. He's probably correct.