Local Hero Murdered After Killing 20 Policemen in Armed Standoff

Police SWAT teams finally getting the upper hand.
Police SWAT teams finally getting the upper hand.

Nevada County, CA — Area police ruthlessly murdered an area hero and constitutional enthusiast late last night. The county Sheriff’s Investigation spokesperson has claimed that the hero had to be ‘stopped’ before he “shot too many more policemen.” LeRoy Jenkins, the martyred soul killed last night for standing up to various forms of tyranny, was a patriot with many legitimate grievances against the government, but he was unable to articulate those grievances before he started shooting at police. He was killed doing what he loved. He was defending his parking spot.

“As of this time, the motive for the shooting is not clear,” explained the chief detective on the scene.

Doesn’t this statement alone show that the police were out of line? How many more unarmed black children have to die at the hands of police before we recognize that the government is killing white people who vow to kill police? If a white man were to run into a school and kill a bunch of 6-year-olds, I bet that would change your mind.

“The man [hero] began firing at officers as they arrived on the scene. He had a large caliber weapon, I’m thinking a .45,” chief detective Brett Hilston explained to the press.

See the erosion of the second amendment in that last statement? Now we’re worried about gun size? That hardly matters when a guy can’t even defend his parking spot with lethal force. When a guy like LeRoy Jenkins stands up for something he’s willing to die for, should he really have to die for that? He wanted to take out as many officers as he could before he died, and he did.

Should his simple, patriotic gestures allow the police to act as judge, jury, and executioner as they did last night? Look, police shoot unarmed black kids all the time, but those people are always walking or running, and looking like big and scary people. This old white guy [LeRoy Jenkins] was standing his ground, shooting at anybody who got too close. Should he, a patriot, be gunned down like some unarmed urban-american teenager?

“I try to never draw my weapon,” officer Keith Tapley of the Sheriff’s department told Gish Gallop from the intensive care unit at the local hospital, “but when that true patriot shot me, it really hurt. I made a decision for the department, and not for the country I love, when I decided to shoot him in cold blood.” Officer Tapley gently wiped a tear from his eye as he said, “I should have known killing Leroy Jenkins would not bring my 20 or so comrades back. We should have just backed off and let him keep that parking spot. He claimed sovereignty and defended it with his weaponry. It was his, fair and square. I just hope Leroy Jenkins’s family can forgive me for the gratitude I have received from the families of my fellow slain officers for stopping Leroy Jenkins, the patriot they call a monster.”

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Trust me on this, when the III percent decide to rise, there will be no way to stop them.

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Unfortunately, they will be stopped and there will be a lot of body bags. They are only great in their own minds.

yort
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If you knew the people I know and saw the training they have , you would think different.

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SecludedCompound

The people you know, like you, are morons, imbeciles, and fantasists.

yort
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And yet we all have full time jobs, pass the background checks necessary to purchase firearms legally, etc… and we are really, really heavily armed, and fully stocked, so at least we got that going for us.

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One man with one gun is worth the same as one man with forty guns, you nitwit. And the thing is, every time you guys draw them, you get our asses put in the slammer, because even a barely trained police officer is worth about three of you.

Also, at least for now, the majority of the American populace isn’t as ignorant of civic law, the Constitution, and the jurisprudence around it that you people are, so for now, you remain a laughingstock.

Thanks for that, at least!

TK Berger
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TK Berger

“When the III percent decide to rise,” said Troy Wartman. Four months ago. These guys sure do take their damned time making decisions, don’t they?

SecludedCompound
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SecludedCompound

To be fair, it’s pretty hard to rise from your jail cell in downtown Portland. XD XD XD

yort
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yort

they were too timid and lightly armed.

SecludedCompound
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SecludedCompound

They were heavily armed, they outnumbered the cops, and they still got busted because they’re stupid. You can’t fix stupid. The other people int he movement? They’re stupid as well. All of the citizens watch groups that keep an eye on them laugh about how uneducated both tactically and normally these buffoons are. Look: the Constitution does not say what these idiots say it does. The law and the courts are not constructed the way these idiots seem to think they are. It’s as simple as that. Even simpler is the fact that if you are in an armed mob,… Read more »

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SecludedCompound

Huh, seems like they tried to rise here in Oregon, and nearly everyone in the state was against them, and now they’re warning their Okie asses in prison.

Troy Wartman
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Troy Wartman

Trust me on this, when the III percent decide to rise, there will be no way to stop them.

jojokaka
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jojokaka

Unfortunately, they will be stopped and there will be a lot of body bags. They are only great in their own minds.

yort
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yort

If you knew the people I know and saw the training they have , you would think different.

SecludedCompound
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SecludedCompound

The people you know, like you, are morons, imbeciles, and fantasists.

yort
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yort

And yet we all have full time jobs, pass the background checks necessary to purchase firearms legally, etc… and we are really, really heavily armed, and fully stocked, so at least we got that going for us.

SecludedCompound
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SecludedCompound

One man with one gun is worth the same as one man with forty guns, you nitwit. And the thing is, every time you guys draw them, you get our asses put in the slammer, because even a barely trained police officer is worth about three of you.

Also, at least for now, the majority of the American populace isn’t as ignorant of civic law, the Constitution, and the jurisprudence around it that you people are, so for now, you remain a laughingstock.

Thanks for that, at least!

TK Berger
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TK Berger

“When the III percent decide to rise,” said Troy Wartman. Four months ago. These guys sure do take their damned time making decisions, don’t they?

SecludedCompound
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SecludedCompound

To be fair, it’s pretty hard to rise from your jail cell in downtown Portland. XD XD XD

yort
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yort

they were too timid and lightly armed.

SecludedCompound
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SecludedCompound

They were heavily armed, they outnumbered the cops, and they still got busted because they’re stupid. You can’t fix stupid. The other people int he movement? They’re stupid as well. All of the citizens watch groups that keep an eye on them laugh about how uneducated both tactically and normally these buffoons are. Look: the Constitution does not say what these idiots say it does. The law and the courts are not constructed the way these idiots seem to think they are. It’s as simple as that. Even simpler is the fact that if you are in an armed mob,… Read more »

SecludedCompound
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SecludedCompound

Huh, seems like they tried to rise here in Oregon, and nearly everyone in the state was against them, and now they’re warning their Okie asses in prison.

Bill Sanders
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Bill Sanders

Is this supposed to be funny? Incredibly stupid attempt at satire.

SecludedCompound
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SecludedCompound

Why? Because the SovCit morons it lampoons are even more stupid?

Bill Sanders
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Bill Sanders

Is this supposed to be funny? Incredibly stupid attempt at satire.

SecludedCompound
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SecludedCompound

Why? Because the SovCit morons it lampoons are even more stupid?