Local Researcher: Aleppo, Syria Doesn’t Exist

Skyy Wolford out in front of the Sierra Super Stop in North San Juan, CA.

Skyy Wolford out in front of the Sierra Super Stop in North San Juan, CA.

North San Juan, CA — North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that Aleppo, Syria is an elaborate hoax and does not exist. Mr. Wolford, who was recently in the news following his landmark Wi-Fi disability settlement, has been studying what he calls “the Aleppo anomaly” for the past 3 years.

“There’s this thing I learned on the Internet called the Bielefeld effect,” said a mood-elevated Mr. Wolford in a Gish Gallop telephone interview. “It’s where there’s this illusion that some place actually exists. People talk about it. They even claim to know people there. But it’s all fake. They’re either part of the conspiracy to keep the hoax alive, or they’re delusional. What’s even more interesting, is that this effect has become more pronounced after Hillary Clinton made a so-called ‘campaign stop’ in the fictitious  spiritual town. Really interesting. Think about how far this conspiracy goes up the chain of command.”

The Bielefeld effect, also known as the Bielefeld conspiracy, spread in 1994 on the German Usenet, which claimed that the city of Bielefeld does not actually exist, but is an illusion propagated by various Illuminati forces. Originally an internet phenomenon, the effect has since spread to other hoax cities like Aleppo, Syria. To this day German Chancellor Angela Merkel, refers to Bielefeld in her speeches, even though the city doesn’t actually exist.

The Citadel of Aleppo, seen here is one of many fake "pre-war" propoganda pictures.
The Citadel of Aleppo, seen here is one of many fake “pre-war” propoganda pictures.

Aleppo is supposedly located just north of Syria and was known for, as the myth goes, being the end of the famous “silk road” since this conspiracy was started over 1863 years ago by landowners from around what is now known as Damascus. Recently, Illuminati and CIA elites have attempted to concoct a “fake sectarian war” with many crisis actors, many of them children to keep the myth going. They’ve even enlisted United States Presidential candidate Gary Johnson to help with the deception.

And these same elites have shamelessly and cynically circulated pictures via state-run media throughout of the west of the mass destruction of a city that doesn’t even exit. However, after three attempts to contact the local government by Gish Gallop with no success, Mr. Wolford’s observations seem less batshit crazy.

“Look,” continued Mr. Wolford,”It’s really simple to prove that Aleppo doesn’t exist. All you have to do is answer these three questions. Number one. Do you know anyone from Aleppo? Two. Have you ever been to Aleppo, Syria? And lastly, number three. Do you know anybody who has ever been to Aleppo? And don’t say Hillary Clinton.”

Gish Gallop reached out to the local community and asked them Mr. Wolford’s three questions.

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