Nevada County, CA — In a decision consistent with past wars and conflicts, local conservatives have overwhelmingly voted to send other people’s kids to fight, and presumably die, at the Cliven Bundy Ranch in nearby Bunkerville, Nevada.
“We all support the efforts of Cliven Bundy to resist the forces of community, tyranny and good sense in Nevada,” one conservative commentator pronounced on a popular Nevada County Blog. “There are no young men and women better qualified to take up their 2nd Amendment Rights against the Bureau of Land Management than other people’s children.”
The Bundy standoff is the result of a 20-year legal dispute between the United States Bureau of Land Management (BLM) and cattle rancher Cliven Bundy in southeastern Nevada over unpaid grazing fees that developed into an armed confrontation between armed and ridiculously under-educated protesters and law enforcement earlier this year. Mr. Bundy maintains his ancestors properly stole the land fair and square from the Moapa Paiute people back in 1848. As a protest measure to try to get more media attention, Mr. Bundy has not paid his grazing fees since 1993. He hoped some of the McVeigh types might jump in for whatever his cause is. He also created a rambling and racist Facebook account.
Bundy explains why people should help him and not you. “Well, that’s the whole thing. I was only going to stop payment for one year. But you know how it goes, right?” Mr. Bundy said in an exclusive interview with Gish Gallop. “You stop paying, and then you need a new garbage disposal, and new tires for the Dodge, then next thing you know, it’s another year of not paying those illegal grazing fees.”
When asked about the brave Nevada County children of other people, and not the children of conservatives, coming to fight for his rights, Mr. Bundy replied, “I don’t understand. Other people? Children? There’s no Nevada County in Nevada. You lost me there.”