Mormons Tout Hillary Clinton As Anti-Christ

Hillary Clinton is indeed the Anti-Christ, according to Mormon elders.
Hillary Clinton is indeed the Anti-Christ, according to Mormon elders.

Salt Lake City, UT — As the 2016 election approaches, this morning’s press conference at Temple Square in Salt Lake City has left many in fear and most shaking their heads.

“As most of you know,” began Dieter Uchtdorf, a Mormon general authority “there is a great deal of turmoil in the world today. We have wars and rumors of wars. We can’t tell the men from the women. These are the signs that we are truly in the latter days. However, we shall fear not because we are the Latter Day Saints. We have been preparing for these times for over 100 years.”

Flanked by the rest of the Mormon leadership, the president of the church, Thomas Monson addressed the crowd in a somber tone.

“I received a revelation from the Lord during yesterday’s temple session. As a great deal of the membership is already aware, prophecy of the latter days is currently being fulfilled at a rapid pace. Just look around and you will see the horrors growing in the world. There is a great push around the world to overthrow the truth in Christ and unleash the beast, the Anti-Christ.”

Mr. Monson paused and appeared to be checking with his fellows for approval before he continued.

“After spending several hours in revelation, it is clear that the Lord has revealed the Anti-Christ to me in an effort to help prepare the Latter Day Saints for the onslaught of evil that will be waged shortly.”

There were audible gasps, slacked jaws, and a few reporters giggled.

“The Lord has admonished me to tell the world that Hillary Clinton is the Anti-Christ. She is the Beast. As we know from the book of Revelations, there is no way to stop the Beast, save the return of Christ. She will take over this world as she pushes for a global new world order, but we must resist taking her mark. I admonish the saints to stay calm and band together as brothers and sisters in Christ. From this day forward, all Latter Day Saints must begin to employ the secret handshakes, that they may be able to tell their brothers from the evil gentiles. We will have continuous updates until the rapture,” finished Monson.

No one was made available to answer press questions. Donald Trump tweeted that he plans to throw holy water on “that old beast” at the first presidential debate.

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this is just funny, Im LDS and I havnt heard any of this in church so funny, I guess this is for laughs, but it is no laughing matter ,very soon …….

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Uuum this is FALSE. President Monson has never said this and this is anti Mormon propaganda

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This is the most outrageous filthy lie. First of all, leaders of the LDS church do not talk that way; second, they NEVER tell members who to vote for, but after Trumps call to ban Muslins they did reiterate their belief of and commitment to freedom of religion; and lastly, they never said anything negative about Hillary Clinton, let alone make any reference to any anti-Christ. That’s how evangelicals talk, not Mormons. This is clearly made-up bulls#it or satire and only a complete moron or racist Trump supporter is stupid enough to fall for such outrageous garbage. If any reader… Read more »

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This is pure BS – This so called press conference NEVER happened. It is a bold face lie. The reporter and the publisher of this nonsense are fiction writers. Do your homework people – This is all made up garbage. No better than a tabloid in the grocery store. It might have well have been a sighting of Elvis. NEVADA COUNTY SCOOPER is a SCAM. Just because it is on the internet does not mean there is any truth to it. I am not a Hillary fan, but make no mistake….. The LDS Church DID NOT call her the anti-Christ.

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They called that one! Only the spawn of lucifer could have got off scot free from prosecution with the evidence that was against her.