NAMBLA Endorses Ted Cruz

North American Man Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) has endorsed Ted Cruz for President.
North American Man Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) has endorsed Ted Cruz for President.

Seattle, WA — The controversial organization North American Man Boy Love Association (NAMBLA), has given its endorsement to Ted Cruz. NAMBLA believes that it is OK and natural for men to “love” boys. They believe it to be the natural order of things and that it should be celebrated.

Gish Gallop spoke to founder David Forstad about the endorsement.

“Ted Cruz embodies everything that we stand for. He is a Godly man and has become a NAMBLA honorary member. We think he will assist in furthering our cause and making boys an important embraced practice”.

There has been no comment from the Cruz campaign.

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