NAMBLA Endorses Ted Cruz

North American Man Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) has endorsed Ted Cruz for President.
North American Man Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) has endorsed Ted Cruz for President.

Seattle, WA — The controversial organization North American Man Boy Love Association (NAMBLA), has given its endorsement to Ted Cruz. NAMBLA believes that it is OK and natural for men to “love” boys. They believe it to be the natural order of things and that it should be celebrated.

Gish Gallop spoke to founder David Forstad about the endorsement.

“Ted Cruz embodies everything that we stand for. He is a Godly man and has become a NAMBLA honorary member. We think he will assist in furthering our cause and making boys an important embraced practice”.

There has been no comment from the Cruz campaign.

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John Q Public
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Anybody detect the smell of onion in here?

OK, people! Repeat after me: Saaaaat……tiiiirrre, One more time. Saaaaat……tiiiirrre, Now that you know how to pronounce “satire” read all about Gish Gallop on the “About” page, and how they delivered their news cuz they couldn’t afford a printing press.

https://www.gishgallop.com/about-the-nevada-county-scooper/

(I won’t try to make you pronounce “gullible”. You’ve been through enough.) LOL

John Q Public
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John Q Public

Anybody detect the smell of onion in here?

OK, people! Repeat after me: Saaaaat……tiiiirrre, One more time. Saaaaat……tiiiirrre, Now that you know how to pronounce “satire” read all about Gish Gallop on the “About” page, and how they delivered their news cuz they couldn’t afford a printing press.

https://www.gishgallop.com/about-the-nevada-county-scooper/

(I won’t try to make you pronounce “gullible”. You’ve been through enough.) LOL

Moses777
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God calls Homosexuality and Lesbianism an “ABOMINATION” which it is !!! Calling Real Christians “homophobic” doesn’t hurt their feelings. If you support Gay Perversion you’re “Biblephobic” or “Godphobic” in reality you hate the God of the Bible, Jesus Christ and you need to turn to Jesus Christ for forgiveness before it’s Everlastingly Too Late.

Webmaster Tim
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Don’t tell us what to do.

juststacey
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juststacey

Reading crap like this makes me proud to be an independent thinking atheist.

Webmaster Tim
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If “Heaven” is filled with people like Moses777, who in their right mind would want to go there?

John Q Public
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John Q Public

Hey Moses…have you ever worked on The Sabbath? Exodus 31:15, Exodus 35:2, Numbers 15:32-36
Same punishment as homosexuality. Death! No confession/contrition. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Before you think about punching in for work, you “punch out” of life. Still wanna thump that bible?

Moses777
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Moses777

God calls Homosexuality and Lesbianism an “ABOMINATION” which it is !!! Calling Real Christians “homophobic” doesn’t hurt their feelings. If you support Gay Perversion you’re “Biblephobic” or “Godphobic” in reality you hate the God of the Bible, Jesus Christ and you need to turn to Jesus Christ for forgiveness before it’s Everlastingly Too Late.

Webmaster Tim
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Don’t tell us what to do.

juststacey
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juststacey

Reading crap like this makes me proud to be an independent thinking atheist.

Webmaster Tim
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If “Heaven” is filled with people like Moses777, who in their right mind would want to go there?

John Q Public
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John Q Public

Hey Moses…have you ever worked on The Sabbath? Exodus 31:15, Exodus 35:2, Numbers 15:32-36
Same punishment as homosexuality. Death! No confession/contrition. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Before you think about punching in for work, you “punch out” of life. Still wanna thump that bible?

MJ Miller
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MJ Miller

Check their web page this story is a piece of fiction: http://www.nambla.org/