Sedona, AZ — An Arizona-based group of “intuitive” numerologists claim they have found the ultimate diabolical link between the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases Anthony Fauci and the COVID-19 pandemic. And that connection is that each has five letters.

“It’s been right in front of us the entire time,” said David Hazelop, who leads the Sedona-based Chapter of the  Inter-Galaxy Numerology Associates that made the discovery. “Sometimes, in our search for truth, we get cluttered by overthinking it; by over-analyzing the data. You see five, is a human number. It’s chaotic and unpredictable. That’s what evil does. It tries to keep things unstable.”

Numerology is any belief in the divine or mystical relationship between a number and one or more coinciding events. It is also the study of the numerical value of the letters in words, names, and ideas. It is often associated with the paranormal, alongside astrology and similar divinatory arts. It is generally considered by rational thinkers as ridiculous.

“It’s a distraction,” said James Beard, author of the New York Times bestseller, the Tao of Woo. “Like most forms of stupid belief systems, its purpose is to keep the anxiety-ridden occupied with magical thinking rather than addressing reality. Why do something about a problem, when you can magical-believe it away? In that regard, it’s no different than astrology, religion, or even Dr. Oz.”



Not everyone shares Mr. Beard’s skepticism.

“There is a worldwide call to arrest Dr. Fauci and Bill Gates in particular,” said Daphne Philips, who leads the Michigan-based anti-government, anti-vaccine group Open America Now. “It’s no wonder that now that we’re all homeschooling, that they’re trying to control us even more. Take Hydroxychloroquine. Trump was right. It cured coronavirus. But you just know that people like Bill Gates and Fauci shut that down.”

When asked for evidence regarding Mr. Gates’ and Fauci’s involvement in the conspiracy to shutdown the Hydroxychloroquine treatment, Ms. Philips bristled.

“You know what the crime is. The crime is very obvious to everybody. And if you were not fake news, you would report on it.”

As for numerologist David Hazelop, he says it’s just the beginning.

“The name coronavirus totals 56 (56 = 5+6 = 11 = 1+1 = 2; 11//2) which links it with the master number 11, the number intuition, vision, enlightenment and illumination. but it’s not the kind of enlightenment you might think. What it means is that people are waking up to the dangers of Dr. Fauci and the deep state.”