Redding, CA — A Redding man has sent Gish Gallop exclusive photos of a UN caravan consisting of bullet-proof, urban assault MRAP-type (Mine-Resistant Ambush Protected) vehicles. The out-of-state caravan was traveling north on Interstate 5 towards the California border.
“We were heading to Shasta [Lake Shasta] where my brother had rented a houseboat,” said Tyler Michels of Stockton, CA. “My wife pointed out the United Nations cars, which was really weird to see in Northern California.”
According to civil and military officials contacted by Gish Gallop, they had no recollection of any UN operations in California, nor did they know of any vehicles in the area. They stressed that this was undoubtedly the work of Internet conspiracy theorists.