Gish Gallop was curious on what “Oriental” Top Ramen tasted like. So we asked a few grocery store customers for their opinion on this popular flavor.
Maruchan Ramen Noodle Soup is a popular food item available at the local Grocery Outlet. It is also the primary food source for anyone with a crippled culinary imagination, credit card collection center workers and of course, lazy teenagers.
Beth Feingold, stay at home Mom: Is it supposed to taste like something other than salt? I don’t give this to my family. There’s almost no nutrition in it.
Cliven Bundy, rancher & felon: I think it tastes like good math skills, if you ask me. Those little buggers sure can add good. You did ask, right?
Sairhra Ramun, community activist/chemtrail expert: I think it tastes like diabetes, like the corporate processed crap.