Gish Gallop PSA: Roads Closures in North San Juan for Halloween

Downtown North San Juan
Downtown North San Juan

North San Juan, CA There will be no safe trick or treat event held in North San Juan. There will be no road closures. In fact, it will feel a little like that movie Deathrace 2000, if you want the god’s honest truth.

Trick or Treaters will be met with flying bottles and the occasional street fight in front of the Brass Rail. Drivers, please slow down as to not hit disabled folk in their electric scooters.

According to locals, the beer bottle lights that were strung across highway 49 have all been shot-out with .22’s and pellet guns. So please watch out for broken glass.

In second thought, just take your kids to Nevada City.

 

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