Size Matters: Hillary Clinton Discusses Trump’s Member

Hillary Clinton discusses Donald Trump's member at a campaign stop in Costa Mesa, CA.
Hillary Clinton discusses Donald Trump’s member at a campaign stop in Costa Mesa, CA.

Costa Mesa, CA — Hillary Clinton made reference to Donald Trump’s member today at a larger-than-average rally in Costa Mesa, CA this afternoon. Although the Democrat front-runner has avoided “getting down in the mud” up until now, she surprised both her supporters and he critics with this new aggressive attack.

“I’ve taken a lot of heat for not going after Donald Trump,” said a confident and angry Hillary Clinton to a crowd of almost 9,000 people, “but I gotta say, I’ve heard rumors about his member, if you know what I mean. There’s nothing like a good, old-fashioned heart-to-heart chat with an ex-wife to get the low down. Let’s just say it’s not only stunted, but its handler needs medication.”

For the past few weeks the Clinton campaign has been “taking the high road” and focusing its attacks on the policy shortcomings and temperament of the presumptive Republican nominee. But apparently after phones calls with former Trump wives Ivana Trump and Marla Maples, Ms. Clinton got the “bigger” picture about the status of his manhood.

“I mean, there’s not much to talk about, literally,” continued Ms. Clinton chuckling. “He apparently always needed help in that department.  He’s a classic over-compensator, if you know what I mean.”

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