State of Jefferson Supporters Assume Control of Nevada County

I mean, what is this place? Scottsdale, Arizona? said Phil Meadows of Nevada City
I mean, what is this place? Scottsdale, Arizona? said Phil Meadows of Nevada City. Source Facebook SoJ Group

Nevada City, CA — A group of mostly elderly State of Jefferson supporters has forcibly assumed control of Nevada County by invading and occupying the Rood Center on Tuesday afternoon. In what was to be an “information only” Board of Supervisor’s meeting, quickly turned into a modern-day rebellion by pensioners and other people who think President Obama is a Muslim Manchurian candidate.

“Last time I saw this many old people was when I went to my voting place,” said electrician Phil Meadows of Nevada City who decided to attend the meeting. “I mean, what is this place? Scottsdale, Arizona?”

According to witnesses, the rebels even took to flying their non-State Flag out front to demonstrate their loyalty to a cause that will never, ever, never, happen.

The rebels even took to flying their non-State Flag out front to demonstrate their loyalty to a cause that will never, ever, never, happen.
The rebels even took to flying their non-State Flag out front to demonstrate their loyalty to a cause that will never, ever, never, happen. Source Facebook SoJ Group

“Yeah, some guy put the State of Jefferson flag out in front of the Rood Center,” commented a bystander who wished to remain anonymous for fear of retaliation. “I’m trying to figure out if this was brave or disrespectful or treasonous or just plain stupid. I’m leaning towards just plain stupid.”

In another display of Quixotic revelry, out-of-town Santa Barbara resident Michael Warren wandered from topic to topic attempting to sound like he knew what he was talking about.

“I know about the Constitution, ethics, government, history and other important stuff,” rambled a very serious Mr. Warren. “I know this stuff pretty well.”

Mr. Warren continued lecturing the Board of Supervisors and the audience, who were way past their nap time, about “per capita representation” and how the California Senate works and what a two-term term, is. And without the slightest sense of irony or humor he proclaimed, “entire counties are being ignored. We’re paying taxes for this monkey business in Sacramento.”

Mr. Warren did not clarify what he meant by”monkey business,” but it drew cheers from the crowd.

It is unclear at the time of this writing if this elderly “Occupy Nevada County” will vacate the Rood Center peacefully, although Gish Gallop has learned that most have to get home for a 4:30pm dinner and their Wheel of Fortune/Jeopardy episodes.

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Actually, they thought they were attending an AARP workshop on “Sex After 70” and were upset when they realized it was about a conservative wet dream. I completely forgot about it and played golf instead.

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This is what happens when people uneducated people watch propaganda, like Fox news, thinking its real journalism. They disrupt proceedings, ramble on about irrelevant things, complain about “wasted money” while they waste time and money with a dimwitted walkin. SMH

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WOW… Seems someone needs to visit a renta’ buddy. ( that would be professional help)
So some Conservatives act like Progressives ( typical Nevada City folk) for an hour or two.
May I suggest you actually WATCH FOX news before passing judgment. Even LIBS gave up on CNN and MSNBC.

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We could use a good old fashioned does of moderation. Well “we” could, but it would not be good for Gish Gallop. So on that note, please, keep fighting.

TheDirtmover
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I aim to please. Construction workers always love a good bar fight.

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Yup,, this is just what that new MRAP is for. I have it on good authority the Sheriff was trying to get it started ( with owner’s manual in hand) to put the fear of GOD in the “Elder gang”. The crowd peaceably hobbled off before the cops could find the jumper cables.

The County workers sure did a fine job cleaning up all the green, yellow ,and black graffiti spray paint the old taggers defaced the building with.

HELL! I’m surprised the building is still standing!

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In other news, SPD reported a run on Depends before the long meeting.
Police dispatch also stated that there was an increase in disturbance calls in 4 of the assisted living facilities – probably due to the residents missing their afternoon naps.