McDonaldland — Senator Ted Cruz has announced his intention to run for Mayor of McDonaldland. After dropping out of the Republican Presidential Nomination Race, Cruz is anxious to get back in the limelight.
Mayor McCheese, the current incumbent did not seem worried at all.
“Ted Cruz stands no chance, no chance at all”, The Mayor told Gish Gallop. “I’m going to make McDonaldland great again. No more GMOs in the burgers, just wholesome grade A beef, under my Mayorship we will be great again”.
Mayor McCheese’s campaign manager Grimace, was caught embezzling money from the campaign donations. The scandal has rocked the campaign, but the Mayor was adamant that it would not affect his campaigning schedule.
Ted Cruz has come out swinging in his first statement about the race with McCheese. “McCheese has stood by and done nothing while Mcdonaldland has fallen from its once great height,” commented Cruz. “Unemployment and crime are at an all time high. I vow to bring the Hamburgler to justice and to bring jobs back to our home so our families can grow together.”
McCheese hit back on the issue, saying Cruz was for more automated order systems.
We will keep you updated on the Mayoral race as it develops.