The 20 Best Places To Move If You’re A Racist

03. Klamath Falls, OR

03 Klamath Falls
You won’t hear the people of Oregon talking about Klamath Falls too much. And there’s a reason for that. Klamath Falls is famous for two things: 1) disgusting blue-green algae from the local lake that dumb asses eat thinking it will make them healthy and 2) that the entire town might explode one day from an active volcano under the city. Because of all this, people won’t come to see you, making it the perfect hideaway for the racist malcontent.