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Bring your hard hat today folks. It's raining debris.
Bring your hard hat today folks. It’s raining debris.

Gaza City, Palestine   There is a chance of rain in Gaza City today, followed by the heavens opening up with hellfire missiles and mortars pouring down on your from above. There will be an occasional Apache Helicopter attack, but we’re not expecting as many as yesterday. The High today should be around 75 degrees Fahrenheit and it could go down all the way to 57 degrees depending on the type of bomb shelter you have. Attire for the day should include an umbrella, light cotton attire, and a medical kit. If caught outside during any of the above conditions, run like hell. Go ahead and send the kids to school, but pack an extra banana in their lunch as they might be delayed in arriving home.

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