Juba, South Sudan — Water will fall from the skies like rocket-propelled rains in the Capital City of South Sudan. Temperatures will rise to a balmy 76 degrees F followed by a more than likely 3 year, civilization-ending drought.
For Nevada County Residents traveling to Juba, unlike Chico, CA and its insatiable desire for beer, South Sudan has absolutely nothing to drink. Not even for urine therapy good people of Nevada County. So bring lots of water and make sure you bring your Kevlar vests.