Trash Collector Tired Of Finding Dead Bodies

James Fettorcini is a trash collector in the Bronx, NY. He holds the official Department of Waste record for most dead bodies found
James Fettorcini  holds the Department of Waste record for the  most dead bodies found.

New York, NY — We see it all the time, on the news or in the paper or even on Law & Order: dead bodies are found in trash cans and dumpsters quite often. James Fettorcini is a trash collector in the Bronx, NY. He holds the official Department of Waste record for the most dead bodies found and as impressive as the record is, it is beginning to weigh on him.

Gish Gallop spoke with James about his record.

“Yeah man, 41 dead bodies. Everything from kids to hookers.” James looked off in the distance. “I just can’t believe this has happened to me. At first the notoriety was great, the guys even bought a cake when I got the record, but man those were people.”

We asked James if he has sought treatment from a therapist.

“Yeah, but she just wanted my autograph and to see the pictures I took of the dead bodies. What the hell is wrong with people?”

Two days after the interview with James, we heard he found two more, bringing his record count to 43. Mr. Fettorcini declined to comment.

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