Trump Accidentally Plays Porn While Trying To Take A Selfie

Donald Trump and Jim Polenka's porn selfie incident.
Donald Trump and Jim Polenka’s porn selfie incident.

Ashtabula, OH — Presidential candidate Donald Trump is apologizing again after accidentally playing a pornographic movie instead of hitting the button for his cell phone camera. This happened at a crucial time in campaigning as he was trying to gain ground in the battle state of Ohio.

Jim Polenka was the man taking the selfie with Trump, he spoke to Gish Gallop about the experience.

“Well at first I felt odd, I mean he had his arm around me and started playing porn,” said Polenka. “Trump apologized, I told him not to worry, I mean I like step daughter porn too.”

Trump hoped that this would blow over without raising eyebrows, but he was not that lucky as it was picked up and reported almost immediately by Gish Gallop. Trump granted a brief exclusive interview to Gish Gallop.

“It was a mistake, just a terrible mistake the icons on the Android are just too close together,” said Trump. “But the porn wasnt even good, not great at all, that will change in my first hundred days in office. Porn will be great again, hot girls, I mean all 10’s no more showing guys faces, we will make it happen.”

The Donald also issued an unprecedented apology on Twitter.

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Megan Kelly used this as an opportunity to further down Trump saying,  “Why should they all be 10’s? That doesnt represent our society, he is such a pig.”

After the story broke, Internet site Pornhub.com has claimed they have had a 25% increase in traffic.

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