South Lake Tahoe, NV –– While campaigning on Lake Tahoe’s South shore this week, Donald Trump, the Republican Presidential nominee was found in his Montbleu Resort hotel bathroom late last night by hotel bellman, Thomas Thome covered in ice. His head was shaved completely bald.
“It was horrible seeing such a powerful man just helpless, ” Mr. Thome spoke of the incident to Gish Gallop. “His hair shaved, his will to fight taken.”
Police are following leads, but have no solid suspect this far. Mr. Trump was hit in the back of the head upon returning to his room from dinner. The assailant was inappropriately described by Mr. Trump as being very Brooklyn “jewy” looking with glasses.
Mr. Trump’s campaign manager, Tim Rhodes had this to say.
“The Donald just is not the same, it is like the wind has been taken from his sail. He just walks around in a daze, rubbing his head and mumbling about ‘socialists’.”
In what appears to be an unrelated announcement, the Hillary Clinton campaign has released her location last night which was in South Carolina attending a United Workers of America rally.